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Wedded Couple Antics Will Leave You Laughing

You all have had the unfortunate experience of traveling on a flight that has unruly children to drunk passengers. Sometimes you just want to lose your shit and klap them.

If you had a notion that newly married couples are the most romantic vision you could endure during a flight. Think again. To this category of unwanted flight partners we can we can now safely add, the newly wedded couple on their honeymoon.

Bikram Vohra had to endure sitting next to just such an amorous, cooing pair, and lived to tell the tale. In what is now a viral Facebook post, Vohra describes his plane ride in all its absurd hilarity. Right from the guy explaining to his love — bangled up to her elbows — the physics behind aircraft flight, to a contest between the lovebirds about who can extract the longest noodle from a hot bowl of Maggi. Vohra has stared every flier’s worst nightmare in the face.

Read Vikram’s Facebook post:


Airline passengers with little babies are nothing compared to newly-weds. I had them next to me and she is spooned into him with no daylight between them and I get a filthy look being the intruder and she is wearing those red and white bangles up to her elbows like a badge of honour and he is telling her that the plane flies because when the engines start the exhaust pushes the plane faster and faster and then like a pebble from a catapult it shoots upwards.

Never heard such baloney in my life and she has that look of liquid admiration like he had just discovered a fourth law for Newton and if the Wright brothers had heard this they would have given up flying and taken up paddle boating instead.

As we take off she combs his hair with her henna designed fingers and he tap taps her on the nose as we ‘catapult’ into the sky.

The lunch cart comes along and they discuss the menu like this was a global summit and he says, you choose and she says, no,no, no, you choose and he says, no whatever you want and she giggles like only newly weds can giggle and even the stewardess has got this ‘get on with it expression’ and finally they settle for a samosa and a carton of hot noodles.

When their meal arrives she feeds him and he feeds her in a culinary orgy of ecstasy and she then opens the pot of noodles and says, its hot and he rubs her fingers and does,foo foo.

And you want to tell him, man to man, foofoo as much as you want because a couple of years down the road foofoo will be phutt.

Then, as the Lord is my witness, he kisses her fingertips one by one and pulls out a noodle, blows on it and feeds it to her. In a return match she pull out the second noodle and after caressing it with her breath feeds him as I watch on in mute horror.
Then they have a bet to see who will pull out the longest noodle. They think this is the best game ever, much ahead of candy crush and angry birds and for ten minutes they compete and the score is 9-6 in her favour and he’s looking at her like she has won the gold medal at the Olympics.

And I am thinking I have been married 37 years and if turned to my wife and said, let’s see who can pull out the longest spicey chicken flavoured noodle would it come off as a reflection of grand romance.
I think not. I’d probably end up the stone in the catapult.

Source: Facebook

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