The Joburger on Facebook came up with a snap session asking White & Black folks to get Indian’s to provide answers to questions they’ve always wanted know.
We picked out 39 questions and some are just rip-roaring hilarious, check them out below
- Whenever I see a rich Indian, I always ask: What does that Naidoo?
- Are you guys naturally born with fire-resistant taste buds????
- Is there any tall Indian granny?
- Are you raised to support Man United and Liverpool?
- OK explain this…. Can your legs dislocate and extend? Because if I see a GTI its usualy a short Indian guy but it looks like they sit on the back seat while driving?
- Do Indian males take a vow to never stop wearing bootleg jeans with Ferarri Puma sneakers?
- What’s up with the tissue box at the back of the car
- Why do indians from Durban ,who now live in jhb, think that they’ve made it in life ? Even though they still bath with the big green sunlight soap.
- Do literally every indian family have a cupboard stacked with AMC pots?
- Why didn’t you ever appreciate the yellow potato sandwiches your ma’ gave you for lunch? Those things were tops.
- Why do you guys when telling a story end your sentences with ‘right’ or ‘but’ ?
- Is it compulsory to play Thannie for 3 hours a day and does it actually help when you snap the card between your fingers as you lay it down?
- Why do you ask a question and answer it? e.g. “Where you going? Home”
- Why do you guys like negotiating prices on everything?
- What does motherchod mean???
😂 😂 😂
- Are all the men born with gel in their hair for spikes
- Are the red dots on there heads signals to let you know your wife is recording? For future arguments.
- Why do you want to buy everything? I work in an aquarium and Indians always ask me if they can buy our fish.
- What’s with the word “kassam”. I’m telling you about the horrid Durban storm, then you start “kassiming” me. WTF. Why you cursing me now?
- I’ve got a feeling you are keeping the Puma shoe division alive… is this true?
- Indians have the MOST BEAUTIFUL hair !!!!!!!!!
😍 😍 😍
- Another question… the Bollywood dancing thing, do yall break out in that at random in a club? Like High school musical style? Does everyone know those dance moves?
- Is it compulsory for 5 generations of one family to stay in one house?
- Why do you like gallivanting at Monte Casino for hours without doing anything in a large group consisting of aunts uncles grands nieces nephews and maybe neighbours?
- Why do all the Joburg Indians always say they come from Chatsworth! How big is that place anyway!
- Do your parents own shares with Volkswagen?
- Do Indian people just always have a pot of food ready Incase anyone comes over? You Guys always feed people as they walk in even if u didn’t know we were coming. And the “Aunty” will force you to eat even if u already full!
- Ok here goes… What is a marachort and benchort and why do you keep shouting this at taxi drivers?
- At what age does the hot food initiation classes start? Can A baby refuse? Can they still be Indian?
- Do you guys have your own secret indian edition Facebook ? Because for some reason everyone knows each other …..”ya dis ou’s my ballies uncles ,friend who works at the same store as my auntie thats married to the ekses cousin”
- As for the vw golf velocities. Wtf? Always challenging us to race with y’all? I could be driving a Mercedes c 63, still,you wanna race. But why tho?
- Why do you have an accent when you speak to other Indian people, but not when you speak to people from another race?
- How do you guys sneak so many visitors into the hospital during visiting (or even non-visiting) hours?
- And u guys have taken over the Call center industry!! Wsup with that? U dominate most major call centers. And u guys climb up the ladder so fast while u at it. Do u just love the job or is it some kind of a calling?
- Why do y’all take stainless steel pots of food to your family outings to the beach? Have you not heard about tupperware?
- How is it that I will be standing 2 cm away from Indians gossiping and I cannot hear a word they are saying?
- Do Indian restaurants have a special low-burn “hot” for when whities order a hot vindaloo so that we don’t die?
- Why do you install a sound system in your car that’s powerful enough for a live concert at Ellis Park?
- Why do Indians change their names after high school? In high school you’d be known as Poonandran then @varsity you become Kevin or Wayne, whats up with that?
To read more questions visit this link here